So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have post one night stand depression
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