Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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