Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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