I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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