Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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