fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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