party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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