I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
