Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm drive I can fine osifer
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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