She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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