Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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