Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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