hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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