Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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