Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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