im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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