I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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