is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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