Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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