She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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