So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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