When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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