This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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