I must be too annoying 4 u.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
