PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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