I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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