just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Bring me that man meat
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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