we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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