I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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