at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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