what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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