Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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