I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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