Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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