you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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