kristin has been a bad kristin
I hope mine doesn't look like that
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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