He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
