Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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