I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You are the jesus of drinking
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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