you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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