Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
