You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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