You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
