awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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