My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
