sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
