the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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