fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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