Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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