hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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