Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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